I have to get these off this chest. I would like to see that:
- Thinking burns calories
- Worrying burns calories
- We get to a point with answering machines where we don't have to review the instructions to leave a message or hear that you are unavailable
- Teleportation= just beam me there already!
- People actually use their turning signal
- Strangers say hi to other strangers in the elevator
- Scaffolding in NYC is taken down at the earliest possible time
- Santa actually exists
- My hairstylist cuts the right amount
- Cats are nicer
- Gas is almost free like water
- People stop trying to make me a vegetarian
- It only rains during the week while I am at work
- Society does not expect people to get out of bed until the sun rises
- Socially acceptable to say what you really mean and not remember people's names
- Pop songs are actually good
- Movie ticket prices go down in price
- Models get paid like cops
- There is at least one big holiday each month
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