Things That Are Magic

• Evaporation (things dry without any help)
  
• Cats and dogs know when you are coming home
• People survive teenagehood and/or college
  
• People speak more than one language fluently (how does it all fit in one head!)
  
• Cuts and bruises heal
• Birds wake up before dawn
• Flowers know when to grow
• Memory

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More things I would like to see...

• Caffeinated Sprite (Lemon Lime Soda)


• Pickle flavored lollipops


• Women’s heels that are as comfortable as sneakers


• Office lights give tans


• Vegetables taste like potato chips


• Two subway stops in Hoboken


• President Dennis Miller


• Vice President Stephen Colbert


• Music is free but the concerts cost money


• Comedy shows covered by health insurance


• Leprechaun stop stealing one sock in a pair from the laundry basket


• Sometimes I can stop time


• A miracle, just one


• More rainbows


• “Undo” (COMMAND Z) in real life